Sunday, July 4, 2010

U.S. Navy Releases Dead Pirates To Somalia

The three dead pirates, who were sniped in order to free hostage Captain Richard Phillips, finally made their way home today when the U.S. Navy handed over their bodies, contained within wooden coffins, to Somali “authorities.” Sadly there were no family members in attendance when their lifeless bodies arrived in Somalia, perhaps because there wasn’t any compensation for their deaths included with their corpses as had been demanded soon after they were shot clean through their noggins. That said I haven’t been able to confirm a sketchy report that all three of the deceased were sporting these brand spanking new caps upon their arrival in their home country.

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